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But that first night was fine. I 'd myself signed in to chat inadvertently, because I didn't even realize it was there. When a little message popped up in the bottom right hand corner of my screen saying Hello, tall woman," I screamed. I checked out the profile of the guy who had messaged me---tall, dorky, kind of funny---and though I did not locate him all that attractive, I impulsively decided to chat with him anyway. He was a boy who wanted to speak to me! On the very first day of online dating, that's sort of all you really need. I actually don't even understand what we talked about. I believe I was just overwhelmed by how much it took me back to middle school, flirting (nicely, speaking) with lads on AIM for the first time. It did not matter what he looked like (or what I look like, for that matter), or if we had anything in common, or what we were even talking about. He was a lad. Speaking to me. On the INTERNET.

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